Seriously- just amazing. Handshaped in Uki by Andrew Kidman, glassed by Jun at Surfer's Country, fins by Larry Gephart, brought from the land of Kangas and convicts by Dubstar John's Kaos Koala Express. My thanks to all that made this possible. The Longfish has sold but the Dreamboard is available. $1300 plus a bottle of something for John. Email info @ foamandfunction.com
Saturday, April 30, 2016
Sunday, April 24, 2016
Spirit Of Akasha & Morning Of The Earth Soundtracks
A reminder- we have the US exclusive on these utterly fine soundtrack albums, and in a very zeitgeist Record Store Day manner, there's vinyl as well as CD. 'Spirit Of Akasha' featuring The Windy Hills, Grouplove, Atoms For Peace, Pond, The Dirty Three, Matt Corby, Tom Curren, Bonnie 'Prince' Billy and many more. Vinyl is double gatefold and CDs come as a regular double or the deluxe double with a grand little book. 'Morning Of The Earth' should need no introduction, it's a classic surf soundtrack and a wonderful collection of Aussie psych/folk from a very fertile and creative era. Double vinyl is the original masterpiece with Tamam Shud, Brian Cadd, G. Wayne Thomas and more. The CD features not only the original soundtrack but the 'Reimagined' version where the original songs are covered by many of the same artists from the 'Akasha' collection, and the deluxe CD features a fantastic mini book with Albie Falzon's photos. LPs are $35, deluxe Cds $25 and regular CDs $15. Essential stuff, and yours by emailing info @ foamandfunction.com.
Sunday, April 17, 2016
Chippa Wilson Rides A NPJ Duo
And he does it really, really well. This clip has been floating around Instagram in chunks and comes from What Youth?, but in case you haven't seen it here's the full deal. In fact if you have seen it, it's worth watching again- that barrel!
Friday, April 15, 2016
Board Of The Week/Month/Year? Parmenter 6'3" 6 Channel
6'3" x 19.75" x 2.65" $850
This board's big sister, a 6'6", has become the go to board around here. I believe it's a surfboard that has evolved into it's most perfect form. It simply cannot be improved upon. It feels amazing- under the arm, as you paddle, as you ride. Smooth, fast and despite it's sleek racy look it works in waves of a lesser quality. Seriously good surfboard. If you want this one or a custom of your own, just email info @ foamandfunction.com.
Tuesday, April 05, 2016
Purchase
Few from the latest batch. New order being assembled as you read this, if you want in email info @ foamandfunction.com for details.
Tuesday, March 29, 2016
Simmons
Bob Simmons. 3/29/19 - 9/28/54.
Remember The Future.
Next step for Hydrodynamica boards is coming too....
Tuesday, March 22, 2016
Incoming!
Purchos on the docks! There's a new shipment just being finished and e're starting in on another, so if you're interested email info @ foamandfunction.com. To get you going about surfboards and playing in the water, here's the larrikin himself appearing strumming and riding in the new Rhythm promo film
Monday, March 14, 2016
Spirit Of Akasha- Eire
Images shot of Mikey Smith's wonderful evocative section of 'Spirit of Akasha' playing on the big screen, We have the film soundtrack available on double LP, CD and deluxe CD, DVD copies restocked soon we hope. Email info @ foamandfunction.com for details.
Saturday, March 05, 2016
Dreamboard
From Andrew Kidman's 'Lost In The Ether' book and film:
"I was trying to make a board to ride the one-foot peelers that reeled off the point at Greenmount. I didn't want to ride a longboard. I again used the same outline as the 5' 10" Skip Frye fish. I left the tail square. In the bottom I put two panel fees running from the nose into the tail, then cut eight channels into the tail of the board for control. I used a modern box rail. I made the fin from the fin template I'd taken from the 7'10" Simmons board. I called Larry Gephart and Richard Kenvin about fin placement- they both said "put the fins on the tail" The Dreamboard was born."
After much cajoling and an alignment of positive factors, Andrew has agreed to shape a few boards for the US, and the first completed is a Dreamboard. 5'10" x 21" 2 1/2", Geppy fins, glass and colour to be done by Surfer's Country and possibly complete with Andrew's artistic touch to the finished look of it all. The board will be up here by summer, and it'll be for sale.....
Saturday, February 27, 2016
Derek Hynd, Finless, Litmus
As Andrew Kidman takes Litmus around Australia for a 20 year outing, it seems a good moment to share this rather epic clip of old Dezza doing his finless bit. His segment of Litmus has been a motivator and inspiration to many of us out here, and curmudgeon that he his (recently blaming the film for the hipster overload surfing is suffering through) he deserves our respect. Thanks Derek. The very cool posters are available from Andrew, email him at andrewkidman @ bigpond.com. If you don't have a copy of Litmus we'll gladly sell you one, $20 postage included. Email us at info @ foamandfunction.com.
Tuesday, February 23, 2016
Single 2- Horan
Inspired by Parmenter's sidebar commentary on Cheyne Horan and the single fin, the 6'4" No-Nose was dragged out and put through it's paces, and it's still a big yes. All of which focuses back onto a shadow over that the Surfer's Journal article. Dave Parmenter's words are bang on, but the selection of accompanying images and video- a little heavy on the 'contemporary' style surfers and boards. Longer hully singles and a somewhat uniform approach to riding, exactly the point Dave was making about thrusters to my mind. Where were the likes of these Horan's? The first 3 boards pictured above are modern versions, and the clip? How a single can be ridden. The wave at just over the 2 minute mark? Yes.
Monday, February 15, 2016
'Must We Burn The Single Blade?'- Parmenter On The Single 1
Dave Parmenter on a single fin in Australia. Photo from Andrew Kidman's 'Ether'
Dave has just written a wonderfully incisive essay on the Single Fin Surfboard (my capitalisation) for the always worthy Surfer's Journal- issue 25.1 to be exact. The following is a sidebar written for the piece that wound up being used only in the online edition.
Much like dinosaurs, the extinction of the single fin as the dominant surfboard design resulted from a supernatural explosion and subsequent die-off for life forms that couldn’t adapt. For the single fin extermination came not in the form of a wayward asteroid but rather an equally earthshaking 6’4” twin fin shaped and designed in 1977 by 4-time World Champion Mark Richards. At the time MR’s revolutionary twin fin struck the planet professional surfing was on the march, already into its second year with the International Professional Surfers (IPS) circuit, a now-cohesive grand prix style collection of formerly disparate surfing tournaments around the world. However, in the mid-to-late 1970s the north shore of Oahu was still the only legitimate kingmaker, IPS World Title notwithstanding, and it was typical of the top surfers to stay in Hawaii from October through March. The primacy of the north shore was soon to be besieged by overlapping forces, though. First, MR’s twin fin had fundamentally changed surfing forever. Exciting high-performance surfing could now be accomplished in ordinary waves outside of Hawaii. Second, over the next 5 or 6 years leading up to the inaugural Association of Surfing Professionals (ASP) world tour in 1983, more and more events were held away from Hawaiian surf, and even though the conditions were frequently marginal, these surfing contests were largely viewed as entirely legitimate due to the massive enthusiasm with Richard’s performance and his exciting new surfboard designs. Perhaps most importantly — at least when considering the extinction of the single fin — is that on this burgeoning small-wave world circuit MR was considerable practically unbeatable, and a fierce arms race ensued. All the other professional surfers on the tour serious about a title race or making a living from winnings desperately sought a way to contain Mark Richards as if he was a rogue nation who’d gained a nuclear advantage over his neighbors.
Most of the top contenders got their own twin fins and tried to match MR with equal weaponry. But a number of surfers, namely Simon Anderson and Cheyne Horan, could not or would not smoke the peace pipe with the twin fin. Both were single fin surfers whose surfing simply could not translate to the twin. Both set about the problem of matching MR’s performance by embarking on seemingly divergent paths, but these would soon converge to create the most successful surfboard design of all time.
Cheyne in particular at the time was one of the most brilliant surfers in the world, blazing away on his single fin McCoy double-wing swallows inventing new lines and maneuvers that as quantum leaps were at least equal to those of Wayne Lynch when his carves-heard-round-the-world astonished hep surfers of the latter 1960s. In the early 1980s Cheyne was touted in a feature article on him in SURFING Magazine as being the messiah of a “New Surfing.” The fact that this article was written by Michael Tomson, the owner of Gotcha, Cheyne’s sponsor, created a political furor amidst the Dana Point glossies, but in my mind never lessened the fact that it was true — Cheyne was inventing a new kind of surfing. Positional, yet not tied to the curl — Cheyne was that rarest of surfers, someone who could flit from each of the three main types of surfers (power surfer, speed surfer, positional surfer) at will. And he was coming up with new maneuvers (like the floater)and new places on the wave to perform them.
Meanwhile, Simon Anderson was tinkering with twin fins and trying to get them to feel a bit more like his singles. At about the same time Cheyne and his shaper/designer Geoff McCoy came up with a fresh wrinkle on the original Velzy “Pig" board, which they called the “Needle Nose.” This was a radically tail-centered planshape (the predecessor to the much more extreme Lazor Zap) with a wider tail and a pinched in ‘needle’ nose. The idea was to match the performance of MR’s twin fins by giving the tail more small-wave speed while at the same time shortening the turning radius of the board by drastically pulling in the nose. A drive-y, hooked-rake single fin rounded out the ensemble, and likely this new surfboard design would have had an enormous impact but at the exact same moment Simon had glassed a third stabilizing fin on one of his twin fin shapes, liked how it felt, and in subsequent iterations employed the new Needle Nose template as the fuselage for his new concoction, which as we all know became the Three-Fin Thruster.
Much of this has been overlooked in what passes for the historical record in surfing. The Thruster was actually an attempt to return to single fin surfing by one of the sports most formidable power surfers and extraordinary shaper/designers. When I rode my first Thruster in 1981, my initial reaction was that it was not so much a twin fin with a stabilizer, but rather a single fin with booster rockets affixed to each rail. Furthermore, (and little remembered today) it was also clear at the time that the new Needle Nose planshapes were vital in making the design work. The Thruster was a tail centered design, lessening the importance of the front foot and trim, and would increasingly evolve that way over the next 30+ years of refining the design. If you closely watch that legendary footage of Simon at Bell’s or Pipeline in 1981 you can see just how important that hips-back/reduced-nose outline was to the initial success of the design.
As for Cheyne Horan, his single fin surfboards grew ever more stubbornly bizarre and impractical in a tri-fin-centric world circuit, until eventually he no longer qualified as a Top 32 seed, and left the tour. However, it may be time to reexamine his single fin surfing in those late-1970s/early-1980s years, as it was overshadowed by MR’s twin fin pyrotechnics and Simon’s ensuing Thruster revolution.
The good folks at the Journal also put together a nice little clip of some single fins being surfed nicely and it's here.
Monday, February 08, 2016
Someone else with a Mackie for sale...
A brief digression here, but this has the potential of being a very good deal for one of you discerning readers. Via a third party, it's been brought to our attention that this here nice bit of Mackie handiwork is for sale. It's a 5'8" x 20" 2 5/8" flex tail, and it's well tricked out- carbon rail wrap, bamboo deck- very nice. The owner wants $600 for it which seems like a great deal and I need to not buy it. Board is on the East Coast but apparently he'll ship. If you're interested email info @ foamandfunction.com and we'll pass your info on to the seller. Not personally connected, but it seemed like something worth sharing.
Thursday, February 04, 2016
Webber Banana
Always found these sort of interesting, that whole concept of the rocker fitting the curve of the wave, and the impact of what was a very small run of surfboards on overall design seemed quite huge. Now Webber is doing a design for Mr. Slater's new venture (along with a couple of Tomo's shapes) I believe we'll be seeing major elements of these boards revisiting the mainstream. They seem to work well enough as the following clip attests- it is Shane Herring at the controls though, one of the criminally underrated surfers of our times. There's some good clips on Webber's Facebook page too if you're up with that social media business.
Thursday, January 28, 2016
The Neal Purchase Jnr. Surfboards Are Here
After a bit of time getting this program on the road and getting ourselves established as official importers as well as a lot of stress trying to figure out the utterly byzantine workings of the Customs & Brokerage world, we have the first batch of Neal Purchase Jnr. boards safely landed and in their owners hands. Duos, Quartets and Squail this time around, with more on the way. Order #3 is being assembled too, so if you want a seriously cool surfboard hand shaped by Neal, just email info @ foamandfunction.com and we'll give you details. The exchange rate is very much in your favour right now too.....
Friday, January 22, 2016
Parmenter PSV
Two 11' Parmenter Paddle/Surf Vehicles, Waterman's Guild glass work and about to head to the Great White North for Canadian customers. Dave likes the glide....
Monday, January 18, 2016
Parmenter On Widowmakers
6'6" Parmenter Widowmaker 'Book Of The Sea'. Calligraphy by Dina Abou Salem, Glassed by Waterman's Guild
'Crush' Channeled Widowmaker by Andrew Kidman
Kidman surfing The Crush
Widowmaker by Neal Purchase Jnr.
'The ‘Widow-maker’ model stemmed from my ongoing fixation on riding single-fins. I couldn’t stay away from them. My surfing felt stale after a few years on the circuit, and in my off time I spent more and more time collecting or building single-fins. The modified single-fin design that became the Widow-maker was inspired by my frustration with thrusters on large-framework waves like J-Bay and Sunset. I wanted something that had the neutral feel of a single and could handle high speeds without maxing out, but with a little bit more bite or cornering traction off the top, so voila! The ‘Widow-maker’ was born. I rode the first one I shaped during a 6-week stay at J-Bay in 1988 and suddenly I was surfing less like an ASP clone and more like myself.'
Dave Parmenter interviewed by Michelle Lockwood
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