As Andrew Kidman takes Litmus around Australia for a 20 year outing, it seems a good moment to share this rather epic clip of old Dezza doing his finless bit. His segment of Litmus has been a motivator and inspiration to many of us out here, and curmudgeon that he his (recently blaming the film for the hipster overload surfing is suffering through) he deserves our respect. Thanks Derek. The very cool posters are available from Andrew, email him at andrewkidman @ bigpond.com. If you don't have a copy of Litmus we'll gladly sell you one, $20 postage included. Email us at info @ foamandfunction.com.
Saturday, February 27, 2016
Tuesday, February 23, 2016
Single 2- Horan
Inspired by Parmenter's sidebar commentary on Cheyne Horan and the single fin, the 6'4" No-Nose was dragged out and put through it's paces, and it's still a big yes. All of which focuses back onto a shadow over that the Surfer's Journal article. Dave Parmenter's words are bang on, but the selection of accompanying images and video- a little heavy on the 'contemporary' style surfers and boards. Longer hully singles and a somewhat uniform approach to riding, exactly the point Dave was making about thrusters to my mind. Where were the likes of these Horan's? The first 3 boards pictured above are modern versions, and the clip? How a single can be ridden. The wave at just over the 2 minute mark? Yes.
Monday, February 15, 2016
'Must We Burn The Single Blade?'- Parmenter On The Single 1
Dave Parmenter on a single fin in Australia. Photo from Andrew Kidman's 'Ether'
Dave has just written a wonderfully incisive essay on the Single Fin Surfboard (my capitalisation) for the always worthy Surfer's Journal- issue 25.1 to be exact. The following is a sidebar written for the piece that wound up being used only in the online edition.
Much like dinosaurs, the extinction of the single fin as the dominant surfboard design resulted from a supernatural explosion and subsequent die-off for life forms that couldn’t adapt. For the single fin extermination came not in the form of a wayward asteroid but rather an equally earthshaking 6’4” twin fin shaped and designed in 1977 by 4-time World Champion Mark Richards. At the time MR’s revolutionary twin fin struck the planet professional surfing was on the march, already into its second year with the International Professional Surfers (IPS) circuit, a now-cohesive grand prix style collection of formerly disparate surfing tournaments around the world. However, in the mid-to-late 1970s the north shore of Oahu was still the only legitimate kingmaker, IPS World Title notwithstanding, and it was typical of the top surfers to stay in Hawaii from October through March. The primacy of the north shore was soon to be besieged by overlapping forces, though. First, MR’s twin fin had fundamentally changed surfing forever. Exciting high-performance surfing could now be accomplished in ordinary waves outside of Hawaii. Second, over the next 5 or 6 years leading up to the inaugural Association of Surfing Professionals (ASP) world tour in 1983, more and more events were held away from Hawaiian surf, and even though the conditions were frequently marginal, these surfing contests were largely viewed as entirely legitimate due to the massive enthusiasm with Richard’s performance and his exciting new surfboard designs. Perhaps most importantly — at least when considering the extinction of the single fin — is that on this burgeoning small-wave world circuit MR was considerable practically unbeatable, and a fierce arms race ensued. All the other professional surfers on the tour serious about a title race or making a living from winnings desperately sought a way to contain Mark Richards as if he was a rogue nation who’d gained a nuclear advantage over his neighbors.
Most of the top contenders got their own twin fins and tried to match MR with equal weaponry. But a number of surfers, namely Simon Anderson and Cheyne Horan, could not or would not smoke the peace pipe with the twin fin. Both were single fin surfers whose surfing simply could not translate to the twin. Both set about the problem of matching MR’s performance by embarking on seemingly divergent paths, but these would soon converge to create the most successful surfboard design of all time.
Cheyne in particular at the time was one of the most brilliant surfers in the world, blazing away on his single fin McCoy double-wing swallows inventing new lines and maneuvers that as quantum leaps were at least equal to those of Wayne Lynch when his carves-heard-round-the-world astonished hep surfers of the latter 1960s. In the early 1980s Cheyne was touted in a feature article on him in SURFING Magazine as being the messiah of a “New Surfing.” The fact that this article was written by Michael Tomson, the owner of Gotcha, Cheyne’s sponsor, created a political furor amidst the Dana Point glossies, but in my mind never lessened the fact that it was true — Cheyne was inventing a new kind of surfing. Positional, yet not tied to the curl — Cheyne was that rarest of surfers, someone who could flit from each of the three main types of surfers (power surfer, speed surfer, positional surfer) at will. And he was coming up with new maneuvers (like the floater)and new places on the wave to perform them.
Meanwhile, Simon Anderson was tinkering with twin fins and trying to get them to feel a bit more like his singles. At about the same time Cheyne and his shaper/designer Geoff McCoy came up with a fresh wrinkle on the original Velzy “Pig" board, which they called the “Needle Nose.” This was a radically tail-centered planshape (the predecessor to the much more extreme Lazor Zap) with a wider tail and a pinched in ‘needle’ nose. The idea was to match the performance of MR’s twin fins by giving the tail more small-wave speed while at the same time shortening the turning radius of the board by drastically pulling in the nose. A drive-y, hooked-rake single fin rounded out the ensemble, and likely this new surfboard design would have had an enormous impact but at the exact same moment Simon had glassed a third stabilizing fin on one of his twin fin shapes, liked how it felt, and in subsequent iterations employed the new Needle Nose template as the fuselage for his new concoction, which as we all know became the Three-Fin Thruster.
Much of this has been overlooked in what passes for the historical record in surfing. The Thruster was actually an attempt to return to single fin surfing by one of the sports most formidable power surfers and extraordinary shaper/designers. When I rode my first Thruster in 1981, my initial reaction was that it was not so much a twin fin with a stabilizer, but rather a single fin with booster rockets affixed to each rail. Furthermore, (and little remembered today) it was also clear at the time that the new Needle Nose planshapes were vital in making the design work. The Thruster was a tail centered design, lessening the importance of the front foot and trim, and would increasingly evolve that way over the next 30+ years of refining the design. If you closely watch that legendary footage of Simon at Bell’s or Pipeline in 1981 you can see just how important that hips-back/reduced-nose outline was to the initial success of the design.
As for Cheyne Horan, his single fin surfboards grew ever more stubbornly bizarre and impractical in a tri-fin-centric world circuit, until eventually he no longer qualified as a Top 32 seed, and left the tour. However, it may be time to reexamine his single fin surfing in those late-1970s/early-1980s years, as it was overshadowed by MR’s twin fin pyrotechnics and Simon’s ensuing Thruster revolution.
The good folks at the Journal also put together a nice little clip of some single fins being surfed nicely and it's here.
Monday, February 08, 2016
Someone else with a Mackie for sale...
A brief digression here, but this has the potential of being a very good deal for one of you discerning readers. Via a third party, it's been brought to our attention that this here nice bit of Mackie handiwork is for sale. It's a 5'8" x 20" 2 5/8" flex tail, and it's well tricked out- carbon rail wrap, bamboo deck- very nice. The owner wants $600 for it which seems like a great deal and I need to not buy it. Board is on the East Coast but apparently he'll ship. If you're interested email info @ foamandfunction.com and we'll pass your info on to the seller. Not personally connected, but it seemed like something worth sharing.
Thursday, February 04, 2016
Webber Banana
Always found these sort of interesting, that whole concept of the rocker fitting the curve of the wave, and the impact of what was a very small run of surfboards on overall design seemed quite huge. Now Webber is doing a design for Mr. Slater's new venture (along with a couple of Tomo's shapes) I believe we'll be seeing major elements of these boards revisiting the mainstream. They seem to work well enough as the following clip attests- it is Shane Herring at the controls though, one of the criminally underrated surfers of our times. There's some good clips on Webber's Facebook page too if you're up with that social media business.
Thursday, January 28, 2016
The Neal Purchase Jnr. Surfboards Are Here
After a bit of time getting this program on the road and getting ourselves established as official importers as well as a lot of stress trying to figure out the utterly byzantine workings of the Customs & Brokerage world, we have the first batch of Neal Purchase Jnr. boards safely landed and in their owners hands. Duos, Quartets and Squail this time around, with more on the way. Order #3 is being assembled too, so if you want a seriously cool surfboard hand shaped by Neal, just email info @ foamandfunction.com and we'll give you details. The exchange rate is very much in your favour right now too.....
Friday, January 22, 2016
Parmenter PSV
Two 11' Parmenter Paddle/Surf Vehicles, Waterman's Guild glass work and about to head to the Great White North for Canadian customers. Dave likes the glide....
Monday, January 18, 2016
Parmenter On Widowmakers
6'6" Parmenter Widowmaker 'Book Of The Sea'. Calligraphy by Dina Abou Salem, Glassed by Waterman's Guild
'Crush' Channeled Widowmaker by Andrew Kidman
Kidman surfing The Crush
Widowmaker by Neal Purchase Jnr.
'The ‘Widow-maker’ model stemmed from my ongoing fixation on riding single-fins. I couldn’t stay away from them. My surfing felt stale after a few years on the circuit, and in my off time I spent more and more time collecting or building single-fins. The modified single-fin design that became the Widow-maker was inspired by my frustration with thrusters on large-framework waves like J-Bay and Sunset. I wanted something that had the neutral feel of a single and could handle high speeds without maxing out, but with a little bit more bite or cornering traction off the top, so voila! The ‘Widow-maker’ was born. I rode the first one I shaped during a 6-week stay at J-Bay in 1988 and suddenly I was surfing less like an ASP clone and more like myself.'
Dave Parmenter interviewed by Michelle Lockwood
Tuesday, January 12, 2016
Board Of The Week- Aleutian Juice 6'8" Widowmaker
What with El Nino finally rearing it's head and throwing waves around, it's probably time you thought about a serious wave board, and this here diamond tail Widowmaker is the real deal. Classic Parmenter design, stunner of a tint job via Waterman's Guild, glassed on sidebites and we'll add one of Dave's own Widowmaker centre fins so you're set. It's a deal too, only $800- email info @ foamandfunction.com for questions of more details. Widowmakers, they truly are the business....
Thursday, January 07, 2016
Litmus On Tour
Last year was the 20th anniversary of the release of Litmus, so in a truly Kidmanesque fashion, there's a tour happening now that it's 2016. If you're on the East Coast of Australia just go, no two ways about it. If you're elsewhere, you can buy a copy of the film (which is well worth it) and recreate the experience in the comfort of your own home. Email info @ foamandfunction.com and we can set you up with a copy, $20 postage included. We have copies of Andrew's other films and music too, so make a party of it.
Thursday, December 31, 2015
Lost In The Ether For Another Year
Dreamboard By Andrew Kidman
"The early development of the shortboard was actually hampered by a few things. I didn't ride stand-up boards at all, so I didn't know what they were feeling. I could watch them and make suggestions and shape boards, but it was hard for me to get into the fine-tuning aspects of their boards. And that's what good design is. Just about anything will work if the handling is tuned in, but stuff like the fin set up is hard if you're just making a stab at it. You have to ride the same kind of board for years before you can understand all the nuances, and the shortboard thing was moving too fast for that to happen."
George Greenough
"It was one of those boards that you ride and you cannot work out for the life of you, and then you'll just get a wave and it'll be so unbelievable. Then it'll take 2 or three more waves to find that line again and it'll be unbelievable."
Garth Dickenson
Annual Report for 2015
First and foremost, our thanks for being here and looking at this currently so unfashionable 'blog' business. It's been a somewhat hectic year, even by the stupidly hectic standards of life today, and thus there were moments where it all took more time than it should have. This blog is still standing though, and will continue to do so and will be far more of a priority this coming year. There's going to be boards from Neal Purchase Jnr. and Andrew Kidman flowing soon (we hope) as well as the Mackies and Parmenters and a bit of a resurgence of the Hydrodynamica boards, and that may well just be a start. The obsession with surfboard design gets stronger as we focus in on what seems to work, and that too will be something that we will be trying to focus on over the coming months, and Kidman's 'Lost In The Ether' book/film is providing a bit of a jumping off point. It's the best film about the dark arts of surfboard design made we believe, and it opens some interesting lines of thought and discussion that seem to want to be followed. So, as a new year stumbles into gear, here we go again......
Wednesday, December 23, 2015
Swallow Tail Widowmaker by Andrew Kidman
Yes. Just simply, yes. There's one of these going to be coming up from Andrew as we will hopefully be getting some of his boards in the boxes coming from Purcho. If you're interested in something from either of them, let us know.....
Thursday, December 17, 2015
Board Of The Week- 6'3" Mackie Stubb
Hard core s-deck Stubbie hull action here from Mick Mackie, and rarer than the proverbial Hen's Teeth given he pretty much just builds sidecut fish now. 6'3" x 21" x 2 3/4" with all the old school tricks- s-deck, rails pinched down nice and bladey with the foam under the chest and a custom hand foiled flex fin you could slice your camembert with. Not an entry level board at all, but it's going to be a rocket on a nice point wave. Price is at the original exchange rate level too, so a steal at $775. Email info @ foamandfunction.com for details.
Thursday, December 10, 2015
Derek Hynd, Motorcycles, Dirt Quake and Surfing....
"Bikes were ridden faster, boards the same. It's almost impossible to let kids know how important motorbikes were back then all over Australia- just rockets to death, but what a way to go. It was just huge."
Derek Hynd, master of speed and sliding turns, talking to Andrew Kidman in The Surfer's Journal Vol. 11 #1. Earlier this year I was lucky enough to make my annual U.K. visit and combine some surfboard delivery and action with a trip to Norfolk to experience the complete Experience that is Dirt Quake. Speed and sliding galore, Derek would have loved it. Here's a few of the craft involved, most of them as hand made and eclectic as any board you'll see here.
Saturday, December 05, 2015
The Purchos are coming....
Right now, these boards and a few others are bobbing around on the briny deep, all cosy in bubble wrap onesies and a nice box, somewhere between Sydney and LA (with a stop in Korea thanks to the byzantine complexities of sea freight). They'll be here in the first week of the new year and will hopefully provide a lot of stoke in the post-Xmas doldrums. We've got this process fairly well figured out and we're ready to go on a new batch. If you're interested in one of Neal Purchase's really awesome surfboards, drop us a line at info @ foamandfunction.com and we'll give you the details.
Saturday, November 28, 2015
Spirit Of Akasha Deluxe
Heath Joske (photo Trefz)
Matty Yeates & self shaped quiver
Sam Yoon & self built hot tub
The above images are all from Andrew Kidman's 'Spirit Of Akasha' film which is a seriously excellent piece of work, a riff on where all that Alby Falzon documented in his seminal 'Morning Of The Earth' has gone or is going. In true Kidman fashion, he's gone the extra distance to present his vision as entirely as possible, and there's a beautiful deluxe edition of the film soundtrack that includes not only music on CD and vinyl (with music by The Windy Hills, Tom & Leanne Curren, Bonnie 'Prince' Billie, Grouplove, Dirty Three, Chris Robinson Brotherhood, Atoms For Peace and more) but also a 'Morning Of The Earth REDUX' DVD, a bonus 7" a shirt, a film poster and an amazing 120 page hardbound book from where these images were grabbed, all in a printed box. The book features not only photos and stills from the film, but musings on design from Dave Parmenter and Terry Fitzgerald, stories of Curren's footwear, Sam Yoon & Alan Byrne and of course Alby Falzon explaining 'why'. It's quality beyond the expected levels and mirrors the quiet but intense passion the participants in the film show. It's an attempt to make something lasting and function and beautiful, and it works. There's a matching 'Morning Of The Earth' set featuring the film's original soundtrack and the 'MOTE- Reimagined' album which features the original tracks covered by many of the same artists featured on 'Akasha', both on vinyl and CD as well as an exclusive 7", a MOTE shirt and the film poster as well as a 120 page book with original images from the film. Beautiful stuff and heinously limited but we have a single copy of each box available at $130 each. Email info @ foamandfunction.com for details.
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