Those above are surfboards made by hand in Andrew Kidman's shed in Australia- a Splice, a Tigertoe and a classic fish. Andrew makes very clean very functional surfboards, but he doesn't make a lot and he's not particularly keen on marketing himself, so they have been far from available. Until now, at least sort of. We've got a good functional and affordable way to get boards up to the U.S. and Andrew is ready to shape a few for interested parties. This might be a limited time offer so if you're interested please let us know. As always, email info@foamandfunction.com. Very stoked this is happening.....
Saturday, October 31, 2015
Thursday, October 22, 2015
Board Of The Week- 5' 7" Simster
This here is a sparkling new Simster that I've not been trying very hard to sell, but I have one of my own and this needs to go. Back in the heady early days of the Simmons discoveries, the initial excitement over the performance of the (now) classic mini Sim immediately sparked a need to see what the design could be moulded to, and this was an astonishingly good variant. Still wide enough for planing action at 21", but with the tail stepped down courtesy of the wing to a more turning friendly width, but still within Lindsay Lord's proscribed sizing for clean water release. The twin keels are augmented by a trailing fin the result isn't so much a shortboard style Simmons as a whole new bag. These boards are fast and have that feeling of lightness and flight that a mini Sim gives, but with whole new turning radius action- they can be thrown around like the most high performance of shortboards then accelerate out of the business like a true Simmons. Immediately a favourite with the young Windansea crew, they've always seemed to me the important link from Simmons to Tomo, but I take this stuff way to seriously. EPS construction of course, Hank Warner shaped and a complete bargain at $800. Email info @ foamandfunction.com for more details.....
Thursday, October 15, 2015
Neal Purchase Jnr
The first batch of Neal's boards is done an en route to Californian shores, and we're getting the next shipment together. If you're interested in a board, let us know and we'll give you pricing and details- info@foamandfunction.com is the email address to use. Duos and Quartets and Sweet Peas definitely, but don't forget Neal does a really good single and he's a true master with the 2+1 widow maker set up....
Sunday, October 11, 2015
A Day At The Beach Sideburn style....
Brilliant, and here's a day in the snow Simmons style courtesy of the good folks at December Snowskates....
Saturday, October 03, 2015
Board Of The Week- 6'7" Aleutian Juice MPegg
Finally getting the available surfboards for sale organised, cataloged and listed. Here's the first and it's a beauty of a Parmenter. 6'7" x 21" x 2.65" MPegg single fin, pale avocado tint and comes with a Parmenter templated raked single fin. This disc is no straight retro replica though, it's definitely got the genes of the boards MP rode at Kirra, but built with the knowledge from decades of refinement in board design to help trim the experimental weirdness and keep the elements that fundamentally work. Wide point forward with straighter rails for projection and drive in everything from thigh high mush to a hollow screamer, and those rails are low, soft and rolled so they avoid the twitchiness hull rails are prone to but the thickness is foiled so they don't feel fat and slow. The bottom shifts from a convex hull-y nose to a flat v-panel in the tail so the board planes beautifully and is still responsive. It's a lot of subtlety and design history in a very clean package, and it's an extremely fun board. This one is $850 with the fin, or we can do a custom to what specs you feel will work for you. Email info @ foamandfunction for more details or with any questions.
Thursday, September 24, 2015
Spirit Of Akasha & Morning Of The Earth Limited Boxsets
This is pretty cool- in the merch stack for the Spirit Of Akasha tour that arrived (late) from Australia, there were the last 2 limited box sets for the films. Both are sealed and and fabulously deluxe- the Akasha box contains the double soundtrack CD, the MOTE redux vinyl, the double Akasha vinyl, a 7" single with bonus tracks, a fantastic 120 pg photo book, a t-shirt and a poster! The MOTE box meanwhile features the original film soundtrack (which holds up seriously well) as well as the MOTE Reimagined version, both on CD and vinyl, a 7" single, a 120pg book with Alby's original images from the film as well as a shirt and a poster. Well cool, and as far as we know the last two available. Price is $130 each, email info @ foamandfunction.com for details.
Thursday, September 17, 2015
Psychic Migrations
This is premiering tonight in Newport Beach and will be henceforth out in the world and so worth the effort to see. RT is a scholar and a gentleman as well as a bloody good filmmaker, Burch is a complete goof and Ozzy Wright a madman, but all 3 are epic surfers. Definitely better than me, probably better than you. Check this out.
Saturday, September 12, 2015
Akasha Travels
Since we're just making the tour mech available (it arrived more or less at the end of the West Coast sojourn- thanks Fed Ex) here's shots from the central California portion of the tour. Thanks again to D. Parmenter & P. Trefz for their hospitality and to all those who came out to see the film. As mentioned, soundtrack vinyl and CDs are available, email us at info @ foamandfunction.com and we'll sort you out.....
Saturday, September 05, 2015
Morning Of The Earth Soundtrack
Alby Falzon's 1971 opus 'Morning Of The Earth' absolutely resonates for a certain sector of the surf culture (and the simple fact you're looking at this blog means you're probably part of that sector), it's a defining moment and to this day an inspiration. Full of absolutely iconic moments- MP's cutback- and a vision of what surf culture was (and could be) in gentler, more considered times it stands up to repeated viewings to this day. Integral to the film is the soundtrack, and we're absolutely stoked to be able to make it available in the US for the first time. As a quite brilliant bonus, the original soundtrack is packaged with the Reimagined version which is the original covered by contemporary acts including the Windy Hills, Bonnie Prince Billy, Tom Curren, The Goons Of Doom, Pond and Mick Turner amongst others. Epic. Available as limited double vinyl for $35, regular double CD for $15 or deluxe double CD packaged with a book of Alby's original images for $25. There's also copies of the movie in PAL format for $25. Simply email info @ foamandfunction.com to order or ask questions, and this can soon be on high rotate in your home or your car as you head to the beach, much as it is around here.
Saturday, August 29, 2015
World Belly Board Champs
It's coming up, so here's a fine instructional video. Belly boards are your secret to always getting a fun ride no matter the conditions.....
Thursday, August 20, 2015
Neal Purchase Junior Surfboards!
Finally it's happening with getting some of Neal Purchase Jnr.'s boards up to the US! There's a last minute being put together at this moment- Neal's in the shaping bay and mowing away happily before he decamps to France for a shaping stint there, and as the dual stringer Duo in the above photo shows, things are looking good. Email info @ foamandfunction.com if you're interested.....
Thursday, August 13, 2015
Spirit Of Akasha Soundtrack
Yes! After a bit of tour related chaos, the 'Spirit Of Akasha' and 'Morning Of The Earth' soundtrack hard goods are finally here, available and worth the wait. First up Akasha. We have both CD and vinyl copies of this excellent soundtrack. Featuring The Dirty Three, Pond, Chris Robinson Brotherhood, Xavier Rudd, Atoms For Peace, Tom Curren, Bonnie Prince Billie and the Windy Hills amongst others, it's an acclaimed double record set of wonderfully evocative music from the film Available as very nice double vinyl LP at $35, a regular double CD at $15 or the well cool 'deluxe' version pictured above with 2 CDs and a great little book for $25. Vrey stoked to make this available outside Australia, email info @ foamandfunction.com to order or if you have questions.
Friday, August 07, 2015
6'2" Parmenter Channeled MPegg For Sale
Mad awesome! 6'2"x20.75"x2.5", MPegg outline with 6 channels and a widow maker fin setup! What's not visible in a simple photo, especially my chimp-with-an-instamatic style photos, are how good Dave Parmenter is at the whole surfboard shaping business. The foil is amazing, the wide point is forward and just standing there it looks fast, there seems to be a bit more rocker than the standard MPegg and there's a bit of a beak nose rather than the more rounded old school MP style. Epic board, beautiful Waterman's Guild tint work and i's here and available for a very reasonable $800 because it was a custom, but the customer decided that it's not sky blue, or at least not the sky blue he envisioned. If you want this or info about it of Parmenter fins email info @ foamandfunction.com.
sorry, it's sold.....
sorry, it's sold.....
(Important custom board note- either give your glasser a colour chip if you want something specific, or go with what their fume addled colour mind comes up with. I'm spoiled with Waterman's Guild as they do insanely high quality work which counts more than colour for me- I usually just say 'red' or 'yellow' or whatever and let it happen)
Thursday, July 30, 2015
Back Up To Speed via Kamchatka & South Australia
SURF IN SIBERIA ZIMA 1 from Kokorev Konstantin on Vimeo.
Сёрф-видео от студии Liberty films под названием "Surf in Siberia" - эпизод первый "Зима". Cъемки проходили на Камчатке. Участники: Морозов Антон, Кокорев Костантин и Елисей Гладников.
Это истории не про огромные волны - это истории людей которые живут волнами! История о настоящей жизни, о счастье быть свободным! Эпизоды об исключительно российских местах катания на серфе.
Мы планируем посетить Мурманскую область, Северный Ледовитый океан, Калининград, Санкт-Петербург, Владивосток, Курильские острова, Байкал и может быть Командорские острова!
На данный момент уже снят эпизод 2 весна в Сочи и мы ищем финансовой поддержки нашего эксклюзивного проекта!
Сёрф-видео от студии Liberty films под названием "Surf in Siberia" - эпизод первый "Зима". Cъемки проходили на Камчатке. Участники: Морозов Антон, Кокорев Костантин и Елисей Гладников.
Это истории не про огромные волны - это истории людей которые живут волнами! История о настоящей жизни, о счастье быть свободным! Эпизоды об исключительно российских местах катания на серфе.
Мы планируем посетить Мурманскую область, Северный Ледовитый океан, Калининград, Санкт-Петербург, Владивосток, Курильские острова, Байкал и может быть Командорские острова!
На данный момент уже снят эпизод 2 весна в Сочи и мы ищем финансовой поддержки нашего эксклюзивного проекта!
Apologies for the lag in posts of late, but travel and sketchy wi-fi connections will do that. It's on a gain, and there's some great stuff here- new Mackies, new Parmenter fins, new Parmenter boards and the full range of Kidman's 'Spirit Of Akasha' product is setting here ready to be sold as soon as pricing is sorted out- CD's and vinyl of both the 'Morning Of The Earth' and Spirit Of Akasha' soundtracks as well as DVDs, and the really good new Windy Hills CDs. Stoked! In the meantime, here's some surf travel goodness- the far corner of Russia (which makes me feel so weak for grumbling about having to endure a bit of traffic to surf crappy closeouts) and a nice shot of one of the last Mackie flextails, courtesy of Wibz who's at the other end of the globe. It's all out there....
Wednesday, July 15, 2015
Parmenter & Tomo For Sale- in the U.K.
Excuse the slightly odd photos, but here's some goodies now in the U.K.- Cornwall to be exact. The boards are a 5'10" Golden Mean Machine shaped by Daniel Thomson, tri furthers boxes and XTR foam, and a 6'7" single fin MPegg shaped by Dave Parmenter with a juicy Tuareg purple tint. 650 pounds each. The fins are the new Parmenter singles, template a blend of Brewer & McCoy, 6.5" high, 5.5" base and hand made and foiled in Hawaii by Brian Bills. The two you see here are in the UK, and we have more for anyone interested in a seriously good modern single fin. 45 pounds for UK friends, $65 plus shipping for everyone else. Email info @ foamandndfunction.com for questions or orders....
Sunday, July 05, 2015
Neal Purchase Duo
As I said, we're working on it. More news when I'm back from gallivanting around the world, end of July....
Monday, June 22, 2015
Mackies AND a Parmenter For Sale
Even in the midst of all the Kidman tour chaos (and more on that soon, we have CDs, LPs and DVDs finally!) we manage to bring you some superb wave sliding equipment. Fresh off the plane, Mackie sidecuts and they are going to be complete rockets- EPS, 5 box system and so clean. The pictured 6'6" has sold but there's another one coming and the 6' is available- $850. As a bonus, this stunner of a Parmenter widow maker was also collected while blasting through Central California. Beautiful old school diamond tail, pretty thick and with glassed on side bites and a really stunning tint. It's a super good deal at $800, and this shape works so well from a few feet to overhead, it's a seriously good addition to any real quiver. Email info @ foamandfunction.com for details on any of these....
Sunday, June 14, 2015
Spirit Of Akasha- South
I'd forgotten how fun this can be. San Diego shows were great, the film is wonderful and the crowds really good. Tonight in Venice, tomorrow Silverlake then up to San Luis Obispo, Santa Cruz and San Francisco. For those of you who can't be there, we're offering up the limited, made for the tour t-shirt. Ladies in grey, mens in black. $25 plus $5 shipping inside the US, $10 outside. Email info @ foamandfunction.com to order and these are a bit special and limited. We'll have copies of the movie and soundtrack as well, just as soon as Customs hands them over....
Saturday, June 06, 2015
Spirit Of Akasha U.S. Tour
The film screens, the band plays- it'll be brilliant. Don't miss it, seriously.
And this is post number 666. Wow. Thanks for reading, and again- don't miss this if you're in driving range.
And this is post number 666. Wow. Thanks for reading, and again- don't miss this if you're in driving range.
Sunday, May 31, 2015
A Mini Sim & A Simster For Sale
Not only are these two handsome devils up for sale, they're a total one off bargain too. Both the classic mini Sim family, EPS, shaped by Hank Warner glassed by Pendo. The Sim is 5'3" and $750, the Simster is 5'7" and $800. Email info @ foamandfunction.com for details, and if those aren't the dims you want we can always set up a custom....
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